Famous Quotes

“Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain’t got no hair on his chest? The only one who’s got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.” – Roddy Piper

“I told Sting that lump in his throat wasn’t emotion, it was his liver!” – Cactus Jack

“I can’t jump high, so I jump from high places.” – Cactus Jack

Roddy Piper on Ole Anderson: “He’s as strong as an ox…and ALMOST as smart!”

“I would rather hurt a man than love a woman.” – Cactus Jack

“I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater.” – “Ravishing” Rick Rude

“It was my pork chop. But that’s ok. I ate his dog food.” – Bam Bam Bigelow

“I’m the only man you wouldn’t want to wrestle…if I was in shape.” – Billy Whatson

“If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I’d climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world.” – Cactus Jack

“I see you have wavy hair….its waving goodbye!” – Scotty Anthony to a balding GWF announcer

“To be that man, you’ve got to beat the man. Woooo!” – Ric Flair

“Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?” – Roddy Piper

“Nature Boy, what’s that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?” – Roddy Piper on Flair’s nickname