WWE NXT Results – August 16, 2011

We are live from Bakersfield, California and your announcers are Todd ‘If you play the Raw commentary backwards, it makes sense’ Grisham and William ‘Goosebumps Optional Tonight’ Regal. Your host is Matt ‘I think my Smackdown Post Game Post Show co-host has an unhealthy obsession with him’ Striker.

Titus O’Neil comes to the ring with AJ Lee and Hornswoggle. He welcomes everyone to NXT. He says that he is on his journey to become the next breakout star, but he is not the only one on a journey. He says that Hornswoggle is on a journey to find true love. Titus tells AJ that Hornswoggle has something to say to her.

Hornswoggle speaks and Titus translates and says that of all the Divas in the Universe he couldn’t find anyone more special for him to spend time with. Hornswoggle gets on his knee and he gives her a candy ring and he says that it is more than a piece of candy or a piece of jewelry. It is a promise that he will be loyal and faithful forever. It is just a small token of how much she means to him.

Titus asks the WWE Universe if she should accept.

AJ says that for her this has never been about size. She says that it doesn’t matter how big he is or the presents he gives her. She says that all that matters is the size of his heart.

Derrick Bateman interrupts AJ’s response. He tells them to hold the phone because this is nauseating. He says that everyone in the back is regurgitating their dinners. He says that this is not a bad episode of As the Leprechaun Turns. If anyone could love Hornswoggle, Hornswoggle is dumber than Titus looks.

Titus tells Derrick that the only dumb one is Derrick. He says that it isn’t his fault that Derrick wears tight jeans and he has a yeast infection.

Derrick says that the ladies like his jeans. He says that he is a Gentleman’s Gentleman. He says that he is going to win this season of NXT. Derrick says that he doesn’t know which one of them is the leprechaun and which one is the troll.

Hornswoggle wants Derrick to tell that to them in the ring. Derrick tells Titus to make him and then Titus and Hornswoggle follow Derrick up the ramp and to the back.

AJ gets attacked from behind and she gets sent into the turnbuckles. It turns out that it is Maxine who attacked AJ. Maxine leaves the ring and walks away.

Match Number One: JTG versus Tyson Kidd

Kid has something to say to JTG and JTG responds. Kidd ties for a kick but JTG blocks it and he gets a near fall with a rollup. Kidd with forearms in the corner but JTG puts him in the corner and JTG with forearms. JTG with a clothesline or two. JTG with a knee to the midsection and then he hits a swinging neck breaker for a near fall. JTG rolls the dice and then he tries to leap into the corner but Kidd kicks him away. Kidd with a back heel kick followed by a drop kick to the head for a near fall. Kidd with a knee drop to the back of the neck. Kidd tries for a single leg Boston Crab but he cannot get JTG over. JTG kicks Kidd away and then JTG with a neck breaker to Kidd and he gets a near fall.

JTG with a neck breaker and then he gets another near fall. JTG punches Kidd in the head and then he goes to the turnbuckles. He leaps over Kidd and Kidd with a rolling Maple Leaf and JTG tries to get to the ropes. Kidd puts his leg on JTG’s neck to stop him from moving to the ropes and JTG taps out.

Winner: Tyson Kidd

After the match, a Japanese symbol appears on the TitanTron and Kidd doesn’t know what is going on.

Todd mentions that Matt Striker is wrestling again and that he has made a challenge to Darren Young. Matt is in the back and he says that he is not embarrassed by his loss last week because he is not an active wrestler. He has seen a lot of guys come and go like Darren Young. When something goes wrong, people point a finger at someone else. Matt says that there is a fine line between making excuses and getting respect. Matt says that if Darren wants redemption, he will have to earn it.

We go to commercial.

We are back and we see highlights from last week’s match between Matt Striker and Darren Young.

Match Number Two: Darren Young versus Matt Striker

Matt with punches to Young and then he backs him into the corner. The referee holds Striker back and Young punches Striker and he sends Matt into the turnbuckles. Young with a chop and forearm to the chest. Matt with chops and forearms that force Young to the floor. Striker kicks Young’s hand against the ring step. Striker with a rolling arm bar into a Fujiwara arm bar. Young struggles to get to the ropes but Young with a rollup for a near fall. Young with a clothesline.

They fight on the apron and Young tries for a neck breaker on the apron but Striker with elbows. Young with a kick and then he hits a belly-to-back suplex on the apron. Young returns to the ring and he gets a near fall. Young with forearms to the chest as he tries to wear down Striker. Young with a body scissors but Striker gets out. Young with a reverse chin lock followed by a knee to the upper back.

Young with a cravate into a side head lock and Striker backs Young into the corner and Striker with an elbow. Striker misses a charge into the corner but he does not miss a running boot. Young with a shoulder from the apron and then Young tries for a sunset flip but Striker stops him and hits a swinging suplex and gets a near fall when Young gets his foot on the rope. Young gets Striker on his shoulders but Striker escapes and hits a lungblower for a near fall.

Striker pushes Young down and then he lets out a scream before applying a La Magistral but Young rolls through and hits the gutbuster from a fireman’s carry position for the three count.

Winner: Darren Young

We go to commercial.

We are back and we see highlights from earlier tonight when Maxine attacked AJ Lee.

Derrick says that standing next to him is more than a woman. More than just a Diva. He wants everyone to stand up and show some respect for the love of his life, his soul mate and his girlfriend Maxine.

Maxine tells Hornswoggle that he wishes he could handle a real woman like him. Just like every other man who couldn’t handle a real woman, Hornswoggle has settled for less. If they think that she is causing problems for them now, just wait because they are just getting started.

We go to commercial.

We are back and Regal wonders where Hornswoggle is.

Match Number Three: Derrick Bateman with Maxine versus Titus O’Neil

They lock up and Titus backs Derrick into the corner and he gives a clean break. They lock up again and Titus backs Derrick into the corner and Titus punches Derrick and connects with a forearm. Titus sends Derrick into the corner and then he connects with a forearm. Titus with a hard Irish whip and then he slams Derrick and connects with an elbow drop for a near fall. Titus with a back elbow and then he barks.

Titus with shoulders in the corner followed by an elbow. Derrick with a drop kick to O’Neil for a near fall. Derrick with forearms and punches to the head. Derrick kicks Titus in the corner and then he connects with forearms. Titus with a kick and the corner followed by punches and kicks. Derrick with a kick to Titus and then he hits a neck breaker and gets a near fall.

Derrick sends Titus into the turnbuckles and then he chokes Titus. Derrick with a flying clothesline and he gets a near fall. Derrick with a quarter nelson and a chin lock but Titus gets to his feet. Derrick with a knee to the midsection and he gets a near fall. Bateman with a cravate but Titus gets to his feet and Titus with punches. Derrick tries to kick Titus in the knee but Titus avoids it and he hits a spinebuster.

Derrick with an Irish whip but he misses a splash. Titus with a clothesline and then he hits a shoulder breaker for a near fall. Titus with another bark. Derrick with a knee and a side head lock. Titus catches Derrick and hits a fallaway slam. Derrick smartly rolls to the floor and Titus barks again.

Titus goes to the floor and he sends Derrick back in. Titus says something to Maxine and then Maxine grabs Titus’s leg. Derrick uses the distraction to get the three count with a rollup.

Winner: Derrick Bateman

We go to commercial, but when we come back we will see the WWE Championship Match between Rey Mysterio and Alberto Del Rio from last night.

We are back and Todd gives us an introduction for the WWE Title Match from last night.

We go to credits.

Credit: PWInsider.com