We are live on tape from Raleigh, North Carolina and your announcers are Michael ‘Stand Back . . . the Hurricanes play here too’ Cole, Booker ‘The Other Wolfpack’ T, and Josh ‘Regretting who is sitting next to him’ Mathews. Josh is in the ring and he brings out Booker T to talk about his match against Cody Rhodes. We see the footage from last week when Cody attacked Booker. Josh asks Booker if he is ready to face Cody on Sunday night. Booker… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Jacksonville, Florida and your announcers are Josh ‘The New Voice of WWE’ Mathews and Michael ‘Now there is a precedent for Daniel Bryan’ Cole. We start off the show with Booker T being checked on by the medical staff while Cody Rhodes is smiling. We see footage from before the show started when Booker T was making his way to the ring, only to be attacked from behind by Cody Rhodes. Rhodes sent Booker into the ringside barrier… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE Super SmackDown special opens with a shot of downtown Charlotte and they have snow falling on the screen. We go to the arena and snow is falling there also as Mick Foley makes his way out dressed as Santa Claus. Foley talks about how he’s a huge fan of Christmas and points out we’re still 4 weeks away. Foley talks about tonight’s World Heavyweight Title match in the steel cage. Foley also announces a Street Fight and a Battle Royal. The winner… [Continue Reading]

Mark Henry makes his way to the ring, but it looks like the Hall of Pain has to be ADA compliant because he still has the boot on his foot and he uses a crutch to help him to the ring. Mark says that the people in the building act like they are happy to see him in pain. Mark wants to know what kind of people they are. He wants to know who does this kind of stuff. Mark says that this is… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Bridgeport, Connecticut and your announcers are Booker ‘Why did they call what Rock did on Monday a Rock Bottom, it was a Bookend’ T, Michael ‘I still can’t announce with my arm tied behind my back’ Cole, and Josh ‘I am sitting between two candidates for the Hall of Pain’ Mathews. We start off and Mark Henry is choking Daniel Bryan in the back and then he sends him into a storage case and the wall. He yells… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Liverpool, United Kingdom and your announcers are Michael ‘Why do people want me to go to the Tower of London’ Cole, Josh ‘Look kids . . . Big Ben . . . Parliament’ Mathews, and Booker ‘Want to hear my accent’ T. We are reminded that there is going to be a traditional Survivor Series Match at the pay per view next week. Randy Orton makes his way to the ring. We see footage from last week’s street… [Continue Reading]

Match Number One: Randy Orton versus Cody Rhodes with the Bag Men in a Street Fight They lock up and try for an advantage but they go to a stalemate. Cody with a punch and side head lock. Orton with a leap frog but Cody with a kick. Orton with a kick and side head lock take down. Orton with a shoulder tackle and a drop kick. Rhodes goes to the floor and Orton rolls to the floor as well. Orton looks at a… [Continue Reading]

This week’s show starts off with a look back at highlights from Vengeance, including the collapsing of the ring after a superplex by Mark Henry. Teddy Long is in the ring and he has something to say. Teddy says that after what happened at Vengeance, the status of Mark Henry, Big Show, and the World Championship are in a state of flux. Despite the injuries suffered by both men, they are both here. Teddy promises to everyone that the future of the World Title… [Continue Reading]

We begin with the champion of the WWE and the man who is number one in the hearts of everyone in Mexico. Alberto Del Rio comes to the ring with Ricardo Rodriguez. Del Rio soaks in the applause of the crowd and then he says that he will defend his title on Sunday against John Cena in a Last Man Standing Match. Tonight, he was scheduled to face Big Show, but that is not going to happen. Alberto has some video proof. We see… [Continue Reading]

We start off this week’s show with a look back at the return of Big Show after his injury at the hands (and the rest) of Mark Henry. We hear Show’s comments and then we see how Show earned a title match after being out of the ring since Money in the Bank. We are live on tape from Dallas, Texas and your announcers are Michael ‘I am Spartacus’ Cole, Josh ‘I am Sparcatus’ Mathews, and Booker ‘I am going to need a bathroom… [Continue Reading]

This week’s show starts off with the somber video package showing how Triple H has lost control of Raw. Will this spread to Smackdown or has the working relationship with Syfy provided this show the technology to build a force field to protect itself from the chaos? Teddy Long is on the phone in his office and he tells Hunter that he won’t let him down. Zack Ryder is in the office too and he hears that Triple H was on the phone and… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from St. Louis, Missouri and your announcers are Michael ‘Where is the Kiel Arena’ Cole, Josh ‘The Albert Pujols of WWE commentary’ and Booker ‘Do the Rams still play in the NFL’ T. Booker does not start off this week’s show at the announce table, but he makes his way to the ring to do an interview. Booker welcomes everyone to Smackdown and then he brings out his guest, the World’s Strongest Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry. Mark makes his… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Dayton, Ohio and your announcers are Michael ‘The Sole Survivor from Mark Henry on Monday night’ Cole, Josh ‘Thanks for pulling me out of mothballs on Monday to fill in for JR and Lawler’ Mathews, and Booker ‘I don’t see any race track’ T. The Smackdown wrestlers are at ringside to listen to John Laurinaitis, who is standing alone in the ring. He welcomes everyone to Smackdown and he introduces himself and reminds us of his title. He… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and your announcers are Michael ‘Dunkin Donuts is better than Tim Horton’s’ Cole, Josh ‘Why couldn’t I have done the main event of NXT this week’ Mathews, and Booker ‘On the Edge of Night of Champions’ T. We begin with the man who retired five months ago, Edge, and he makes his way to the ring and he has his pyro. We are reminded that Edge will be hosting The Cutting Edge with his guests… [Continue Reading]

This week’s show starts off with a video package for Mark Henry showing what he has done to his recent opponents and music techs while talking about how he shows no mercy and no remorse for what he has done. It ends a message that you are going to join the Hall of Pain. We are live on tape from Toledo, Ohio and your announcers are Michael ‘Klinger’ Cole, Josh ‘Tony Packo’s’ Mathews, and Booker ‘Section 8’ T. Mark Henry makes his way to… [Continue Reading]

We are live from Wichita, Kansas and your announcers are Michael ‘Toto’ Cole, Josh ‘Dorothy’ Mathews, and Booker ‘Auntie Em’ T. We see the steel cage that will be used in the World Heavyweight Championship match hanging above the ring. Before our first match, John Cena has something to say. He points out that it is Tuesday night and it is Live Super Smackdown. Cena says that what makes it so super is that they are live on Syfy from Wichita. Every single superstar… [Continue Reading]

We start off this week’s show with a look at the Battle Royal from last week that saw Mark Henry become the new number one contender for Randy Orton’s World Heavyweight Title. We are live on tape from Calgary . . . Alberta, Canada and your announcers are Josh ‘I’m wearing pink tonight’ Mathews, Michael ‘Why are people yelling at me, I’m still wearing my Oilers jersey from Monday’ Cole, and Booker ‘Why is there a 55 yard line here’ T. Since we are… [Continue Reading]

We start off with a look at what happened on Sunday when Randy Orton became the World Heavyweight Champion after defeating Christian at SummerSlam. What will happen? We are live on tape from Bakersfield, California and your announcers are Josh ‘Happy Birthday Dad’ Mathews, Michael ‘Gimmicks don’t always equal good commentary’ Cole, and Booker ‘Mushmouth’ T. Smackdown General Manager Teddy Long is in the ring and he is hollaing. He brings out the new World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton and he comes to the… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Sacramento, California and your announcers are Josh ‘There are almost as many people at this announce table as announced matches for SummerSlam’ Mathews, Michael ‘Did you know that I like talking about myself almost as much as the COO’ Cole, and Booker ‘Five Calls of Doom’ T. The Game starts early this week and the referee for the WWE Championship Match at SummerSlam as well as the COO of the WWE makes his way to the ring. Hunter… [Continue Reading]

This week’s Smackdown starts off with a video package showing Mark Henry’s most recent Path of Destruction. Then we go to a video package for the man who is willing to stand face to face in the ring with the monster, Sheamus. What will happen tonight? We are live on tape from Lexington, Kentucky and your announcers are Michael ‘Maybe I shouldn’t have worn a Christian Laettner jersey’ Cole, Josh ‘The Jim Ross of Smackdown’ Mathews, and Booker ‘The Sam Bowie of announcers’ T…. [Continue Reading]