Original post found at: www.IllegalForeignObject.com: If you follow my Twitter feed at all, it likely hasn’t taken you long to realize I’m a pretty big fan of Elijah Burke, aka The Pope, D’Angelo Dinero. His departure from the WWE, after what I considered a massive waste of talent on the part of the organization, drove me crazy. As such, I was thrilled when he debuted for TNA in 2009, figuring they’d seen how not to use him, and would not make the same mistakes…. [Continue Reading]

TNA’s 2011 Final Resolution pay-per-view kicks off with a video package looking at the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Roode and tonight’s main event. Rob Van Dam vs. Daniels We go to the ring for tonight’s opening match and out first comes Rob Van Dam. His opponent Christopher Daniels is out next. They lock up and RVD takes it to the corner. They break and Daniels protects himself until RVD backs off. They lock up again and run the ropes, colliding with shoulder blocks… [Continue Reading]

We start off tonight’s episode with a video package looking back at last week as Sting laid down the law on Bobby Roode, as well as a video package hyping tonight’s confrontation between Kurt Angle and James Storm. We then go to the arena where Sting and his gloves kick off the show by coming out to the ring and demanding that Bobby Roode come out and talk to him. The World Champion comes on out and Sting says they still have consequences to… [Continue Reading]

We kick the show off with a video package of Bobby Roode cheating to win the World Title and retain, interspersed with clips of his mother, father, and wife despairing over what a horrible, selfish cheater he’s become. We go from his somber family (except for the kids, who are happily shooting hockey goals in their garage) to the arena where Sting comes out for the opening promo. The inmates are running the asylum and things are getting out of control, so he’s going… [Continue Reading]

They open with the search for James Storm’s attacker, and run through the various segments where Storm questions people like Mr. Anderson, Bobby Roode, and Samoa Joe. They close it with Angle revealing himself as the attacker. Angle comes to the ring. Taz and Tenay talk about how shocked they are that it was Angle as the crowd lets him know how they feel. Angle says that as a man’s man he despises being accused of attacking from behind. Angle says he didn’t attack… [Continue Reading]

We kick off with a video package recapping Robert Roode’s recent heelishness, then we’re off to the arena as the World Champion, fresh off a tainted win over AJ Styles at Turning Point, comes to the ring to address his fans. He says he was the star of Fortune and was always the leader and future of this company, and he always let the rest of them ride his coattails, but there was always going to be a time when he would go out… [Continue Reading]

TNA’s 2011 Turning Point pay-per-view kicks off with a video package looking at tonight’s matches. The video has a Presidential/political and war theme to it while focusing on the recent happenings between TNA World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Roode, James Storm and AJ Styles. – And we’re live from the Impact Wrestling Zone in Orlando, Florida as the pyro goes off and Mike Tenay welcomes us to Turning Point. Tenay and Taz hype tonight’s show. TNA TV Title Match: Robbie E. vs. Eric Young We… [Continue Reading]

Bobby Roode comes out to the ring as Tenay introduces the show. Taz says Roode shocked the world and doesn’t understand why he did what he did, but it got him the World Heavyweight Championship. Tenay questions why Roode did what he did to someone so close to him in James Storm. Roode can’t believe he’s getting booed, or is he hearing a “Roode” chant. He insults the fans for cheering him last week and asks why they hate him. Was it for killing… [Continue Reading]

We open with a recap of all kinds of dissension between the members of Fortune, then Sting comes out to enthrall us with this week’s opening promo. He thinks Hulk Hogan has brainwashed Kurt Angle, and now Angle is trying to break Fortune up but his plan is going to backfire, and Sting calls Bobby Roode out to explain why. Sting says he’s proud of Roode for getting to this point, and he believes he’s going to win the title at Bound For Glory,… [Continue Reading]

We open the show with a video package looking at the history of the Hulk Hogan-Sting feud over the last year leading into Sting earning a match with Hogan at Bound For Glory by beating Ric Flair last week. We then head to the arena where Sting comes skipping down to the ring with a contract in his hand, and he talks about how he beat Flair and will now get to fight Hogan, who he calls out to the ring. Hogan comes out… [Continue Reading]

TNA Destination X opened with an Abyss-spotlighted video featuring scenes inspired by Boris Karloff’s Frankenstein. It was a great video. We went to Mike Tenay and Jeremy Borash. They stated Taz was “on assignment.” They talked about the return of the X-Division’s six-sided ring. They played it up as if Brian Kendrick was out to take the X-Division title back for the Abyss. Borash and Tenay came off pretty polished early. Samoa Joe vs. Kazarian Immediately, Kazarian attacked Joe in the corner. They went… [Continue Reading]

We start off by recapping last week’s memorable incident that saw Kurt Angle dump horse doody on Karen Angle and lay Jeff Jarrett out, as well as Hogan’s continued frustration with the Network. We head out to the ring where Karen Angle has called all the TNA Knockouts to the ring. She says that her crazy ex-husband has hired some slut to take her out, so before anything can happen, she called them out here to try and find out who Kurt’s secret weapon… [Continue Reading]