Original article found at: IllegalForeignObject.com I’m still recovering. Sleep was an impossibility, my throat is torn to shreds, and I’m still having a hard time getting my head around everything I saw. I know this: It was an honor and a privilege to have been a part of the live viewing public for TNA’s 10th anniversary show, Slammiversary. It was an honor to have been a part of the largest crowd to ever see a TNA live event. It was an honor to see… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Bridgeport, Connecticut and your announcers are Booker ‘Why did they call what Rock did on Monday a Rock Bottom, it was a Bookend’ T, Michael ‘I still can’t announce with my arm tied behind my back’ Cole, and Josh ‘I am sitting between two candidates for the Hall of Pain’ Mathews. We start off and Mark Henry is choking Daniel Bryan in the back and then he sends him into a storage case and the wall. He yells… [Continue Reading]

This week’s show starts off with a look back at highlights from Vengeance, including the collapsing of the ring after a superplex by Mark Henry. Teddy Long is in the ring and he has something to say. Teddy says that after what happened at Vengeance, the status of Mark Henry, Big Show, and the World Championship are in a state of flux. Despite the injuries suffered by both men, they are both here. Teddy promises to everyone that the future of the World Title… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from St. Louis, Missouri and your announcers are Michael ‘Where is the Kiel Arena’ Cole, Josh ‘The Albert Pujols of WWE commentary’ and Booker ‘Do the Rams still play in the NFL’ T. Booker does not start off this week’s show at the announce table, but he makes his way to the ring to do an interview. Booker welcomes everyone to Smackdown and then he brings out his guest, the World’s Strongest Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry. Mark makes his… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Dayton, Ohio and your announcers are Michael ‘The Sole Survivor from Mark Henry on Monday night’ Cole, Josh ‘Thanks for pulling me out of mothballs on Monday to fill in for JR and Lawler’ Mathews, and Booker ‘I don’t see any race track’ T. The Smackdown wrestlers are at ringside to listen to John Laurinaitis, who is standing alone in the ring. He welcomes everyone to Smackdown and he introduces himself and reminds us of his title. He… [Continue Reading]

We start off with the confrontation between Triple H and Kevin Nash and their discussion of the text message at SummerSlam, the automobile accident that wasn’t, CM Punk acting like John Cena while Hunter and Kevin were talking, the revelation that CM Punk will be facing Triple H at Night of Champions, and the contract signing from Smackdown. We are live from Columbus, Ohio and your announcers are Jim ‘Wrong College Town with an O starting the university name’ Ross, Jerry ‘Why can’t Columbus… [Continue Reading]

We are live from Wichita, Kansas and your announcers are Michael ‘Toto’ Cole, Josh ‘Dorothy’ Mathews, and Booker ‘Auntie Em’ T. We see the steel cage that will be used in the World Heavyweight Championship match hanging above the ring. Before our first match, John Cena has something to say. He points out that it is Tuesday night and it is Live Super Smackdown. Cena says that what makes it so super is that they are live on Syfy from Wichita. Every single superstar… [Continue Reading]

We are live from Tulsa, Oklahoma and your announcers are Jim ‘Important Football Game this weekend’ Ross, Jerry ‘Jim Thome is back home’ Lawler, and Michael ‘Did you watch the Video Music Awards last night’ Cole. If it is Monday night, we must be starting off with the Game and Triple H makes his way to the ring. Hunter says that it is his job to make sure that they give everyone the absolute best that the WWE has to offer at all times…. [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Sacramento, California and your announcers are Josh ‘There are almost as many people at this announce table as announced matches for SummerSlam’ Mathews, Michael ‘Did you know that I like talking about myself almost as much as the COO’ Cole, and Booker ‘Five Calls of Doom’ T. The Game starts early this week and the referee for the WWE Championship Match at SummerSlam as well as the COO of the WWE makes his way to the ring. Hunter… [Continue Reading]

This week’s Smackdown starts off with a video package showing Mark Henry’s most recent Path of Destruction. Then we go to a video package for the man who is willing to stand face to face in the ring with the monster, Sheamus. What will happen tonight? We are live on tape from Lexington, Kentucky and your announcers are Michael ‘Maybe I shouldn’t have worn a Christian Laettner jersey’ Cole, Josh ‘The Jim Ross of Smackdown’ Mathews, and Booker ‘The Sam Bowie of announcers’ T…. [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and your announcers are Michael ‘Pat’s’ Cole, Josh ‘Jim’s’ Mathews, and Booker ‘Geno’s’ T. We begin this week’s show with the new Chief Operating Officer of the WWE, Triple H for his State of Smackdown Address. As he comes to the ring, he teases the walk of his father in law. Hunter says that he has had this COO gig for ten or eleven days where he is in charge of the day to day operations… [Continue Reading]

A clock ticks as we start off with a video package reminding everyone that CM Punk’s contract expires at midnight and his promise to leave with the WWE Championship. We also see Vince McMahon’s comments to John Cena two weeks ago when he told John Cena that he would be fired if John Cena walks out of Chicago with the title. Lawler talks about what would happen if CM Punk leaves WWE with the WWE Title. Booker talks about the Smackdown Money in the… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Uncasville, Connecticut and your announcers are Booker ‘Why did someone tell me we were taping at Foxwoods’ T, Michael ‘Pot Limit Omaha’ Cole, and Josh ‘Seven Card Stud’ Mathews. Josh Mathews is in the ring and he welcomes everyone to Smackdown and then Josh welcomes Randy Orton to the ring. Josh asks Randy about the stipulation that if Orton is disqualified that Christian becomes the new World Champion. Josh asks Randy if he is worried about losing the… [Continue Reading]