We are live on tape from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and your announcers are Michael ‘Not Vick’ Cole and Josh ‘At least I don’t have to call the main event when they do it again on Raw on Monday night’ Mathews. We begin tonight’s show with a Hall of Famer returning, but unlike Monday night when it was Jim Ross to fill in for Jerry Lawler, tonight it is Edge. Edge says that never gets old. There are a few reasons why he is here. First,… [Continue Reading]

Original post found at: Illegal Foreign Object. Don’t look now, but it appears we’ve messed around and found ourselves dead in the middle of some of one of the greatest heel crops in the history of the business. From the bombast of Dolph Ziggler to the old school, smash mouth approach of Bully Ray, there’s truly something for everyone with today’s top heels. I’m never less than completely impressed when I watch Dolph Ziggler work. His in-ring work is stellar, his promo is continually… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from London, England and your announcers are Booker ‘Kevin Costner’s British Accent from Robin Hood was better’ T, Michael ‘Remember when I was knighted’ Cole, and Josh ‘What did I do to deserve this assignment’ Mathews. Things start off with Daniel Bryan making his way to the ring and yes, the fans are behind him. Daniel is not accompanied by anyone else to the ring at this time. Daniel looks around the arena and he says yes. That is… [Continue Reading]

Original post found at www.illegalforeignobject.com The Intercontinental Title, once synonymous with high work rate and a tool to showcase WWE’s top in-ring performer, has at least since the Monday Night Wars, become the default belt to throw on someone when you’ve wanted to get ‘em over with fans without having to do much for them in the way of storyline. Got a guy you want to get over but don’t wanna spend the man hours it takes to write ‘em a decent angle? Put… [Continue Reading]

We have cage lowering music as we see the arena and David Otunga is now your hostess and coffee drinker du jour to introduce John Laurinaitis. John thanks David for the welcome and the board for giving him this opportunity. John says that he should run both shows and he will prove it tonight. Teddy Long never started off a show with a cage match or a cage match inside a steel cage. Match Number One: Santino Marella versus Jack Swagger with Dolph Ziggler… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW Supershow opens up with a look back at the John Cena and Kane feud including Cena’s kiss with Eve Torres last week. Eve is backstage talking about the weather with The Bella Twins. They ask how Zack Ryder is. She laughs when they say he’s a good guy. She thinks they were telling a joke. Eve says she isn’t friends with Ryder, he just thought they were friends. Eve says she just used Ryder and everyone is talking about her now…. [Continue Reading]

The 2012 Elimination Chamber pay-per-view opens up with a video package for the Chamber matches. – We’re live from the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin as Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler and Booker T talk about the Road to WrestleMania 28. Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE Title: Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz vs. R-Truth vs. Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. CM Punk The Chamber is brought down as we get ready to go. Chris Jericho’s music hits and out he comes first. Jericho… [Continue Reading]

Mark Henry makes his way to the ring, but it looks like the Hall of Pain has to be ADA compliant because he still has the boot on his foot and he uses a crutch to help him to the ring. Mark says that the people in the building act like they are happy to see him in pain. Mark wants to know what kind of people they are. He wants to know who does this kind of stuff. Mark says that this is… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Bridgeport, Connecticut and your announcers are Booker ‘Why did they call what Rock did on Monday a Rock Bottom, it was a Bookend’ T, Michael ‘I still can’t announce with my arm tied behind my back’ Cole, and Josh ‘I am sitting between two candidates for the Hall of Pain’ Mathews. We start off and Mark Henry is choking Daniel Bryan in the back and then he sends him into a storage case and the wall. He yells… [Continue Reading]

We start off this week’s show with a look back at the return of Big Show after his injury at the hands (and the rest) of Mark Henry. We hear Show’s comments and then we see how Show earned a title match after being out of the ring since Money in the Bank. We are live on tape from Dallas, Texas and your announcers are Michael ‘I am Spartacus’ Cole, Josh ‘I am Sparcatus’ Mathews, and Booker ‘I am going to need a bathroom… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from St. Louis, Missouri and your announcers are Michael ‘Where is the Kiel Arena’ Cole, Josh ‘The Albert Pujols of WWE commentary’ and Booker ‘Do the Rams still play in the NFL’ T. Booker does not start off this week’s show at the announce table, but he makes his way to the ring to do an interview. Booker welcomes everyone to Smackdown and then he brings out his guest, the World’s Strongest Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry. Mark makes his… [Continue Reading]

This week’s show starts off with a video package for Mark Henry showing what he has done to his recent opponents and music techs while talking about how he shows no mercy and no remorse for what he has done. It ends a message that you are going to join the Hall of Pain. We are live on tape from Toledo, Ohio and your announcers are Michael ‘Klinger’ Cole, Josh ‘Tony Packo’s’ Mathews, and Booker ‘Section 8’ T. Mark Henry makes his way to… [Continue Reading]

We see footage of last week’s Intercontinental Title victory by Wade Barrett thanks to help from the other members of Corre. Now Corre is the King of the B Team. Match Number One: Wade Barrett versus Kofi Kingston for the Intercontinental Title Kofi with kicks and forearms to Barrett as he shows some aggression. Kofi tries for Trouble in Paradise but Wade holds on to the ropes. Kofi is sent to the apron and he tries for a springboard move but Wade with a… [Continue Reading]