Original post found at: Illegal Foreign Object. Don’t look now, but it appears we’ve messed around and found ourselves dead in the middle of some of one of the greatest heel crops in the history of the business. From the bombast of Dolph Ziggler to the old school, smash mouth approach of Bully Ray, there’s truly something for everyone with today’s top heels. I’m never less than completely impressed when I watch Dolph Ziggler work. His in-ring work is stellar, his promo is continually… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Green Bay, Wisconsin and your announcers are Michael ‘Favre’ Cole and Josh ‘Rodgers’ Mathews. Sheamus makes his way to the ring and he has something to say, fella. Sheamus says that before he gets down to business, he wants to acknowledge one of the toughest men he had the honor of fighting, Triple H. He had his first Wrestlemania match against Triple H and he gave him his first Wrestlemania loss. He doesn’t know what Triple H’s future… [Continue Reading]

We had controversy at SummerSlam during the World Title Match. What will happen tonight when Booker T addresses the situation on tonight’s show? We are live on tape from Bakersfield, California and your announcers is Michael ‘Great, I get to break in a new announcer because Kane went crazy on Sunday’ Cole. Randy Orton makes his way to the ring and he will have something to say to the people of Bakersfield. We see what happened on Monday night when Randy Orton got the… [Continue Reading]

Anyone else remember the weird promos with the little boy and the little girl and all the odds clues as to what it might mean? Anyone remember reading the dirt sheets and the debates on whether it was Chris Jericho or the Undertaker who was behind said promos? Jericho made a name for himself on debuts and returns alone in WWE, and this latest run of his has been nothing short of spectacular. Y2J returned to WWE after not being seen for sixteen months… [Continue Reading]

Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar come to the ring. Heyman calls out referee Scott Armstrong. Lesnar tells him he did a good job. Heyman declares Lesnar as the new king of kings and conqueror of the WWE Universe. They leave. ^Lesnar “quit” in a video after the match. Works for me. Whether he is gone or not, I couldn’t care less about him. His match with Triple H was a beatdown with little versatility. This new “fighting” Lesnar is quite boring to watch and… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW opens up from the Save Mart Center in Fresno, California. Out comes Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman to kick things off. Michael Cole welcomes us to RAW as Lesnar and Heyman head to the ring. Heyman takes the mic and talks about how Lesnar vs. Triple H at SummerSlam was uncomfortable to watch. Heyman goes on about how Triple H is strong but Lesnar was able to stop him. Heyman gets hyped up talking about how Lesnar forced Triple H quit… [Continue Reading]

We begin this week’s show with a look back at comments from Alberto Del Rio when he said that he was superior to Sheamus. Then we see how Sheamus got revenge by damaging Alberto Del Rio’s car. Then we see Booker T’s announcement last week that Alberto Del Rio was removed from the World Title Match at SummerSlam. We are live on tape from Austin, Texas and your announcers are Michael ‘I asked Jim Ross to attend tonight, but he said no’ Cole and… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from San Diego, California and your announcers are Booker ‘My fave 619’ T, Josh ‘Maybe I can be smuggled over the boarder to be with better announcers’ Mathews, and Michael ‘Why aren’t the people liking my San Diego Clippers gear’ Cole. We begin with Rey Mysterio, who makes his way to the ring in his home town. We see footage from Rey’s return on Monday night to attack Alberto Del Rio and hit the 619 on the man of… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE Super SmackDown opens up with Primo, Epico, The Usos, Alicia Fox, Natalya, Yoshi Tatsu, Hunico, Camacho, Hornswoggle, Rosa Mendes, Kaitlyn, Tamina and some others are having a cookout. Teddy Long walks in and welcomes everyone to the Great American Bash. He’s got Eve Torres dressed in a name tag and he says she has volunteered to clean up the party. Teddy introduces the United States Champion Santino Marella. Santino goes to light the grill when Kane appears. Kane sets fire to the… [Continue Reading]

Original content found at: www.illegalforeignobject.com Perhaps I’m the only one, but the inevitable “ECW! ECW! ECW!” chants heard from a small section of fans after every ungodly bump or hardcore spot at a major wrestling event just leaves me feeling sad. Not in a nostalgic longing sort of way either, just sad that so many remain entrenched in the past. ECW was an amazing moment in time, a time when everything came together for the tiny promotion, allowing it, despite working on a shoestring… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Evansville, Indiana and your announcers are Michael ‘The Damon Bailey of commentary’ Cole, Booker ‘The Reggie Miller of commentary’ T, and Josh ‘The Randy Whitman of commentary’ Mathews. The announcers talk about the World Title Match tonight and they mention that AJ won’t get involved because of her interaction with the people surrounding the WWE Title. We see footage from the Triple Threat Match from Raw when Daniel Bryan got the victory after AJ’s distraction. We see footage… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Baltimore, Maryland and your announcers are Josh ‘I hope to get some crabs tonight’ Mathews, Michael ‘The Peter Angelos of Announcers’ Cole, and Booker ‘What about Purple Power’ T. We begin Teddy Long, who has been freed from his indentured servitude under John Laurinaitis and Teddy is dancing again. Teddy reminds everyone that John Laurinaitis is fired. Teddy mentions that tonight’s General Manager is Mick Foley. Before Teddy can gloat about the future . . . or lack… [Continue Reading]

Original post found at: IllegalForeignObject.com Randy Orton’s most recent suspension for violation of WWE’s Wellness Policy no doubt sent members of the creative team into a scramble, as he is not only one of the top 3 or 4 names in the company, but had also been positioned once as a main event player. As it stands, he’s gone for 60 days, and with this being his second violation, has but one more strike before WWE will bid him a fond farewell for at… [Continue Reading]

Cena opens Raw and rants on losing to John Laurinaitis at Over the Limit. He goes on to rant about Big Show selling out to get his job back. Eve comes out and introduces an injured JL. He comes out on a scooter with crutches in hand. JL lists off his “potential” injuries. He brings out Big Show. Show offers no real explanation for selling out and says he will face Cena at No Way Out. Otunga comes out to face John Cena right… [Continue Reading]