Original post found at: www.illegalforeignobject.com CM Punk can do no wrong. Even going back as far as his Ring of Honor days, the man has always delivered both in the ring and on the mic. For people familiar with his pre-WWE work, last years “Summer of Punk” was no great shock. More shocking would be the fact that it took WWE that long to realize what an amazing talent the guy truly is. He can drag a quality match out of anyone (see his… [Continue Reading]

Sunday for me could be broken down into two periods: Before 7:30 and after 7:30. Before 7:30 I was an excited wrestling fan, glad to be in Orlando with my friends, enjoying company, food and, at 7 p.m., WrestleMania. I had been excited for the pay-per-view all week, looking at the card and thinking it could be the best card since WrestleMania X8. The national anthem by Lilian Garcia gave me chills. I paced around my friend’s house excited for the event to start…. [Continue Reading]

Monday night, was the final night in his story. Throughout the day there were various stories detailing how he would go out with the company. A pre-match attack by Brodus Clay, then a squash match with Clay was among many reports on how the former tag and ECW Champion would finish his stay with WWE. As the match between he and The Miz was announced, those on Twitter were buzzing to see how this final match would take place. Personally, I wondered if he… [Continue Reading]

We are live from San Antonio, Texas and your announcers are Michael ‘Where is the basement of the Alamo’ Cole, Josh ‘Duncan’ Mathews, and Jerry ‘The Admiral’ Lawler. We begin with John Cena making his way to the ring. Before Cena can speak, he is interrupted by the man who is a SMACKDOWN SUPERSTAR, Alex Riley. Riley says that he has heard it all before. Hustle, Loyalty, Respect, and I am going to make the Miz say I Quit on Sunday. Alex has a… [Continue Reading]

We are live from Knoxville, Tennessee and your announcers are Michael ‘The Lane Kiffin of WWE’ Cole, Josh ‘The Bruce Pearl of the WWE’ Mathews and Jerry ‘The Pat Summit of the WWE’ Lawler. The show starts with Alberto Del Rio making his way to the ring as Ricardo Rodriguez introduces him. Del Rio introduces himself but we know who he is already. Alberto says that it is his destiny to be the World Champion but it was stolen by the retired Edge. He… [Continue Reading]

We start off with a video package about the attacks on New York City and Washington D.C from 2001. We then go to the Smackdown that aired on the Thursday after the attacks. We are live from Miami, Florida and your announcers are Michael ‘For Rock’s birthday, I will be a mute’ Cole, Jerry ‘For Rock’s birthday, I will beat up a mute’ Lawler and Josh ‘For Rock’s birthday, I will give him my Tough Enough tape’ Mathews. Lillian Garcia is in the ring… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from Raleigh, North Carolina and your announcers are Josh ‘Stand Back . . . there are no Hurricanes in the Stanley Cup Playoffs’ Mathews, Jerry ‘At least our sport will be playing in September after our draft’ Lawler and Michael ‘In this Man Cave, I feel like I could be a Ranger’ Cole. The show starts with the 20 man battle royal already in progress. Match Number One: Twenty Man InterBrand Battle Royal There is pandemonium in the ring… [Continue Reading]

We are live on tape from London, England and your announcers are Jim ‘BBQ Bangers’ Ross, Dame Michael Cole, and Jerry ‘Do I have to be at the Royal Wedding’ Lawler. R Truth comes out and he asks London ‘What’s up’. Truth wants to preach the gospel. He says that he is very happy because he has been down a long road. A road of trials, tribulations, and demons. He says that he has had problems. Truth says that he is in line to be… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW opens up with Michael Cole being introduced. Cole makes his way out and enters the Cole Mine. – John Cena’s music hits next and out he comes to a mixed reaction. Cena talks about the match against The Rock at WrestleMania 28 and calls it Icon vs. Icon and Generation vs. Generation. “Rocky” chants break out in the crowd. Cena says the match will be for the WWE Title which brings him to tonight. Cena wants a piece of The Miz… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW opens up with the usual opening video. We go live to the Philips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia as Jim Ross welcomes us to RAW. Ross said John Cena will call out The Rock later tonight. We go ringside to JR and Jerry Lawler now. – We go to the ring and out comes Triple H to kick off RAW. Triple H makes his entrance and the fans start chanting for him. He soaks it all in as the crowd shows appreciation… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW opens up from Chicago with hometown hero CM Punk sitting Indian style in the ring with a spotlight on him. Punk doubts that the fans in WrestleMania will receive him warmly like they have in Chicago tonight. The crowd pops for Punk and he calls them his people. Punk says the members of Nexus were also his people but he watched Randy Orton take them out one by one. Punk says Orton lives in a fantasy world but he is a… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW opens up with Justin Roberts introducing the voice of the WWE, Jim Ross. The music hits but instead out comes Michael Cole dressed as JR with a pillow under his shirt. Cole is wearing the black cowboy hat and carrying a bottle of BBQ sauce. His ankle is also taped up. Cole is mocking Ross as Josh Matthews and Jerry Lawler are on commentary. Cole walks over and taunts Lawler, giving him the BBQ sauce. Lawler gets up and security hurries… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW opens up with a photo in a frame of The Rock yelling into a microphone. Rock is sitting in the room talking on his phone about how John Cena’s promo last week wasn’t funny and just stunk. Rock says he has tried talking with Cena like a man but he reacts like a child. Cena’s music plays and the camera pans out into the arena. Rock says Cena has a lot of nerve coming to Rock’s house but he finally has…. [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW opens up live from the HSBC Arena in Buffalo, New York as Josh Matthews welcomes us to a sold-out RAW. Triple H’s music hits and out he comes to a massive pop to kick off RAW. We see Jerry Lawler and Matthews on commentary, no Michael Cole yet. Triple H does his usual entrance and is dressed in street clothes tonight. We get the first official graphic for Triple H vs. Undertaker at WrestleMania 27. Triple H tries to begin his… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW opens up with a live shot in the arena. “2-21-11″ is on the screen and a timer is counting down to one hour from now. We see a scene from the vignettes playing in the background as we go to the normal RAW opening video. – Michael Cole welcomes us to the Save Mart Center from Fresno, California. We’re just 41 days away from WrestleMania 27 as John Cena’s music hits and out he comes to a big ovation. – Cena… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW kicks off with the pyro going off inside the Honda Center in Anaheim, California. Michael Cole welcomes us to RAW. He is joined by Josh Matthews on commentary tonight. Matthews hypes tonight’s WrestleMania host announcement and Cole plugs R-Truth vs. John Morrison, Sheamus vs. Randy Orton and CM Punk vs. John Cena where there must be a winner. John Cena vs. CM Punk We go right to the ring for tonight’s opener and John Cena rushes the ring to a big… [Continue Reading]

Tonight’s WWE RAW kicks off with the pyro going off inside the Bradley Center from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. We go to the ring and Justin Roberts introduces Vince McMahon. The Chairman comes out to the stage to a big pop. Vince says now that the Super Bowl is over, there’s only one thing left – WrestleMania. Vince puts WrestleMania over the Super Bowl but congratulates the fans on Green Bay’s win. Vince says every WrestleMania has it’s shining moment and this one will be no… [Continue Reading]